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Don't squat with yer spurs on.

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Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' ya none.

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Timin has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

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The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets...the harder it is to swallow.

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If you find yourself ina hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin.

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If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.

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The biggest trouble-maker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face ever mornin.

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It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

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Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

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If you get to thinkin you're a person of some influence, try orderin somebody else's dog around.

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Don't worry about bitin off more'n you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

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Always drink upstream from the herd.

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Generally, you ain't learnin nothin when your mouth's a movin.

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Tellin a man to git lost and makin him do it are two entirely difernt propositions.

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If you're ridin ahead of the herd, take a look back ever now and then to make sure it's still with ya.

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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

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When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

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When you're throwin your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around to somebody else.

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Lettin the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin it back.

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Always take a good look at what you're about to eat, it's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.

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The quickest wayto double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.